Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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