Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I FOUND THE LEGS
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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