Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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