Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's shark week go big or go home
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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