Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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