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He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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