Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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