i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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