just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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