Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you mean i was at the winter classic?
vagina is talking i cant
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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