What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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