I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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