Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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