Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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