Dual....:-)
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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