My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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