Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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