We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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