She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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