the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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