oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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