The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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