Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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