Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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