is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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