so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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