Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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