I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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