Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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