fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
