i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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