I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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