Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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