So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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