What a fucking waste of an outfit
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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