Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
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All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Green mimosas i think yes
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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