i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Randomize
