the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We have started to decorate penises.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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