Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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