she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
you inspire me to be a worse person
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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