So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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