I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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