I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
