How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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