you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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