His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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