So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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