hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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