Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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