dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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