what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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