She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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