on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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