Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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