Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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