Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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