Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Help. Why am I so naked?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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