You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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