It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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