I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
